February 2011
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Listen“As Time Goes By” Singer: Dooley...
Feb 28th
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That awkward moment when you're watching anime and...
And you’re in the opposite demographic. It happened twice.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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That awkward moment when sex.
Guy: So dude, I think we should ha[drowned out by noise].
Me: What?
Guy: I think we should have sex someday. No homo.
Me: ....
Guy: ...So whaddya think?
Me: .........Good for you.
Guy: I'll take that as a no.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Listen“Something About Us (Daft Punk Cover)”...
Feb 17th
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flynnriderthethief asked: I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...



Hi. How ya doin'?


The name's Flynn Rider. *smolder*
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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“I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, Or the arrow of...”
– “Sonnet XVII” by Pablo Neruda (English translation)
Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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A farm boy and a city girl.
First time he saw her, he tried to get her caught. He saw her and her friends at his high school skipping class, and pointed out the tresspassers to the security guard who was looking for them. After she got away and probably spent a few minutes cursing his words, it wasn’t until they were in college that he saw her again. Somewhere around that time, he had to take charge of the family...
Feb 10th
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My mom has a Facebook now.
My sister is introducing her to the Internet. My dad’s already well-acquainted. Next to that, it looks like my sister was guilt-tripped into adding her on Facebook. Now my mom just friend requested me, but I can’t deny it, because denying it would be mean. What if she found out about Tumblr? If she did i- ….
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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I'm not used to spicy food.
I got out of class, with nothing to do, and figured I should get something to eat. I decided to go to the grease trucks, and decided to get whatever was cheapest after this guy finished ordering his spicy lamb gyro. I had no idea what a lamb gyro was, but it was relatively cheap, so I got a regular gyro. Whatever. The lady finished cooking both of ours at the same time,  so me and this guy grabbed...
Feb 2nd
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