July 2011
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“Rush” The Seatbelts
I think Cowboy...
June 2011
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5 Reasons Life Actually Does Get Better →
Despite some of the crap that tends to come from Cracked every so often, once in a while they offer some sound advice.
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Clever bastard.
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Rice,” answered Tuan.
The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but...
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“In Summer” Cao Fang/曹方
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Throwback Thursday - “It’s clearly not...
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Quizzing Victor on the finer points of driving.
Me: On a slippery road, what do you do with the brakes? Because if you stomp down on the brake you...what's the word again?
Victor: Astroglide?
[pause]
Victor: I-
Me: WHAT?!
Victor: [facepalms and mutters] I mean hydroplane.
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In 8th Grade, my class saw Phantom of the Opera on...
Afterwards, everyone said the girl I had a crush on was like Christine. They then said I was like the Phantom. They weren’t thinking about it at the time, of course, but after I gave it some thought, I realized they might not have been far off:
Physical deformity (not blatantly obvious or socially crippling, but still)
Experience with illusions.
Creep.
Might be Gerard Butler.
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earthtojeremiah asked: I. Want. You...to tell me more about yourself! Come on, Victor!
Here are the rules:
Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them
Here are the rules:
Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them
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If you're any bit aware of British shows, you...
1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Doctor.
2: Doctor Who?
1: YES, IT'S ME NOW LET ME BACK INTO THE TARDIS.
