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I found a good deal.
I fucking love chocolate.
I don’t understand why I’ve had less/no cavities than the rest of my family.
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My mom got some brownies for my sister and I. My sister thought it was odd that my milk-to-chocolate ratio leans more in the direction of tiny-fricking-glass-to-two-fucking-stacks-of-chocolate-brownie-chocolate-chip-filled-heaven.
Oh and today’s my
first second day out of school. All that’s left is for me to probably drop into a nigh-psychotic and paranoid panic about whether or not I passed. Alliteration.
Oh and anime, music, tropes, and zombie films aside, I didn’t do anything today. In that sense, feels good bro.
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GPOYValentine’sDay - “Fuck Valentines, Get Chocolate” Edition.
My dad found out there’s a major discount on chocolate at ShopRite.
The sweet tooth in me that I inherited from my dad, who got it from my Lola, is screaming like a kid in a candy store. Except it’s a pile of candy.
I accidentally put my charger on top of the bag that my chocolate was inside. As you can see, one of them melted a lot. They’re still mushy.
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After we got back home on New Year’s, our friend dropped by and gave us Kit-Kats from Japan (Wasabi flavor and Green Tea flavor). Took my sister (@camillionaire) and I a while to find out which one was which.
Bonus: Hear my awkward mumbling! I talk weird.
i’m trying to save some money, so i’m eating some unopened chocolate from a few days ago. i was hoping this one nice and really cute girl in one of my classes liked chocolate, but she wasn’t in class. next to that, i’m pretty sure she’s an archie(architecture major), so it’s a high chance i won’t see her on campus at any other time. :T
dear chocolate cake,
i know you think i’m with cheesecake, but you’re the only cake i want to eat. i could eat you for the rest of my life, honestly. you never get stale. you’re not too sweet. and you have just the right amount of icing on you. i don’t care if you’re not my cake, darnit. i put the icing on; as far as i’m concerned, i can eat as much of you as i like. will you let me have you?
love, a hungry guy.
this is either a guy using cakes as metaphors for women, or a guy who seriously has a thing for cake.
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